The Useless Hoodie - Offload Rainbow Version
TIP: Order one size up for a baggier fit.
Consider The Useless Collection to be microdosing positive affirmations.
The Useless Collection is not about faking a smile and pretending everything's perfect. It's about counter conditioning shitty beliefs that we’ve been drip fed over the years. Sure, telling yourself that you’re useful once isn’t going to undo a lifetime of low self worth, but everybody has to start somewhere.
And this collection isn’t just about you. It's about the person behind you in line at the coffee shop who feels like they're failing because they don't have the same MacBook as everyone else. Or the mum in Aldi questioning if her mother-in-law was right about her not being tough enough, as her toddler has their fourth tantrum of the week over not being allowed to pour a second bag of caster sugar on the floor.
100% of profits from The Offload Shop go towards providing accessible, long term mental health care. Retail therapy that supports actual therapy? Go on then!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
TIP: Order one size up for a baggier fit.
Consider The Useless Collection to be microdosing positive affirmations.
The Useless Collection is not about faking a smile and pretending everything's perfect. It's about counter conditioning shitty beliefs that we’ve been drip fed over the years. Sure, telling yourself that you’re useful once isn’t going to undo a lifetime of low self worth, but everybody has to start somewhere.
And this collection isn’t just about you. It's about the person behind you in line at the coffee shop who feels like they're failing because they don't have the same MacBook as everyone else. Or the mum in Aldi questioning if her mother-in-law was right about her not being tough enough, as her toddler has their fourth tantrum of the week over not being allowed to pour a second bag of caster sugar on the floor.
100% of profits from The Offload Shop go towards providing accessible, long term mental health care. Retail therapy that supports actual therapy? Go on then!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
TIP: Order one size up for a baggier fit.
Consider The Useless Collection to be microdosing positive affirmations.
The Useless Collection is not about faking a smile and pretending everything's perfect. It's about counter conditioning shitty beliefs that we’ve been drip fed over the years. Sure, telling yourself that you’re useful once isn’t going to undo a lifetime of low self worth, but everybody has to start somewhere.
And this collection isn’t just about you. It's about the person behind you in line at the coffee shop who feels like they're failing because they don't have the same MacBook as everyone else. Or the mum in Aldi questioning if her mother-in-law was right about her not being tough enough, as her toddler has their fourth tantrum of the week over not being allowed to pour a second bag of caster sugar on the floor.
100% of profits from The Offload Shop go towards providing accessible, long term mental health care. Retail therapy that supports actual therapy? Go on then!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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